You Mean Ill Listen to This Again Someday Philosophy Joke
Everybody Here Hates You lot
Other – 1. Everybody Here Hates You lot
I experience stupid, I feel useless, I feel insane
I feel toothless, man you're ruthless, oh…yeah
i go to Loving Hut, i get my hair cutting, i feel the aforementioned
i feel putrid, i'm getting used to information technology, these days
you said, "information technology's but in your caput
they're probably thinking
the same affair"
i'm bleeding, yous're leaving, i experience foreign
yous been distant, y'all seem different than yesterday
everybody hurts, everybody breaks, n everybody fades
we're gonna tell everyone it'due south ok
nosotros're gonna tell anybody it's ok
you said, "it's only in your head
they're probably thinking
the aforementioned thing"
How To Boil An Egg
Other – 1. How To Boil An Egg
All my dress in milk crates, I don't sleep for days.
Expect until the alphabetic character's red until my bills get paid.
Aw tell me, tell me, tell me, when's it gonna modify?
Every forenoon I feel more useless than before.
Trying hard to see the indicate in anything at all.
Aw I've been trying, I've been trying really hard.
Pull yourself together.
Selection myself autonomously.
Nothing lasts for never and then be still my haemorrhage heart.
Aw I've been dreaming, dreaming of a brand new get-go.
You have a keen abundance of axes at that place to grind.
Recollect some people have real problems next time you whine.
Oh hang the washing, hang the washing on the line.
Aye I've been trying, I've been trying actually hard.
Aw tell me, tell me, tell me when'due south it gonna change.
Let It Go
Other – 1. Permit It Go
What time exercise y'all usually wake up?
Depends on what fourth dimension I sleep
Technicolour rainbow horror
Sweet dreams
Proceed on rolling on the impulse
Ignore backstage lethargy and
All those obligations lost in
Reverie
You lot've gotta permit it go
Before information technology takes you lot over
Eastern standard open G
Transpacific malady and
At-home is more than conducive to the
Remedy
Speckled sunlight on my freckles
Salty h2o curls my hair
Run the race at your own step
You'll go there
What comes first - the chorus or the poetry?
I'm a bit blocked at the moment
They say the more you learn the less that
You know
You lot've gotta let it become
Before information technology takes you over
Yous've gotta let information technology go
Before information technology takes y'all over
You've gotta let it get
Before it takes yous over
You've gotta allow information technology go
Before information technology takes you over
On Script
Other – 1. On Script
On script every night
Like a well-rehearsed phase show
Wet your lips, information technology won't take long
To pause this former beliefs
Wings clipped, no need to fly
What, do you recollect that y'all're special?
No reflex, it'due south simply a bend of the elbow
I know it's getting old
Nondescript, every night
Like a well-versed get well carte du jour
Barely dressed, and I just might
Have y'all up on your offering, yep
Pickles From The Jar
Other – 1. Pickles From The Jar
I say dance, you say dance.
I say France, you say France.
Y'all're from Adelaide, I'm from Hobart.
I say Hugh, yous say Grant.
I say pot, y'all say constitute.
You're from Adelaide, I'1000 from Hobart.
Nosotros couldn't be more contrary if nosotros tried.
Oh, chalk and cheese, we rarely come across center to eye.
I am dumb, you are smart.
Nosotros are fifteen years autonomously.
You're from Adelaide, I'thou from Mars.
I say ooh, you say aah.
I am careful, you lot similar scars.
I similar pickles from the jar.
We couldn't be more contrary if we tried.
Oh, chalk and cheese, we rarely see eye to eye.
I say You, you say Am I.
Y'all like mornings, I similar nights.
I'll dearest yous till the day I die.
Y'all say Christopher, I say Walken.
You beloved, I honey Christopher Walken!!!
I estimate at to the lowest degree nosotros have got one thing in mutual.
Small Talk
Other – one. Small Talk
do yous have any siblings?
i got a blood brother, Blake, he'southward four years older than me
(north i estimate he always will exist)
yeah he's clever and he's got a cool girlfriend (hey Hayley)
aw but wait, now that they're engaged soooooo
i hope they have kids and then i can be a cool aunty
i'm waiting here for you
i'yard waiting here for you
what'd yous recollect of the ultimate ending?
i fast forward, get busy pretending that i've seen everything.
can i get you anything? a soda? Campari? with lemon? you got it.
i got better things to do than shave my legs, my pits, oh yeh..
i'm waiting here for yous
i'thousand waiting hither for yous
i'm looking 'cross the room n hoping that you lot're lookin too..
exercise you have any siblings?
yous got a sis yeh she's a detective,
well i bet she's got some expert stories.
i gotta go just i hope nosotros can keep in touch
i like very much being here with you
but y'all come across, all this small talk is killin' me
i'm waiting hither for you
i'thousand waiting here for y'all
i'yard looking 'cross the room n hoping that you're lookin too.. etc
Iii Packs A Day
Other – one. Three Packs A 24-hour interval
I'm downward to three packs a day of Mi Goreng I can't explain it.
Tin't await for you to go away cos i just crave that meagre taste aye.
Boil it up, h2o in the bucket.
In a loving cup, drink it from a silver spoon.
That MSG tastes good to me, i disagree with all your warnings.
And it tin can't exist truthful that they use glue to go on the noodles stuck together.
Two minutes seems similar a life-time.
Burn down my tongue, patience is a virtue.
I'grand downward to three packs a day,
I sneak abroad to find a kettle.
I withdraw from all my friends and their dinner plans, I'grand sick of lentils.
Boil it upwards, h2o in the bucket.
In a cup, potable it from a silver spoon.
Information technology's no good, it's no good, you say it's no healthy.
Elevator Operator
Sometimes I Sit and Think, and Sometimes I Just Sit – ane. Lift Operator
Oliver Paul, twenty years old, thick head of hair worries he's going bald.
Wakes upward at a quarter past nine, fare evades his fashion down the 96 tram line.
Breakfast on the run once again, he's well aware he's dropping soy linseed Vegemite crumbs everywhere.
Feeling sick at the sight of his reckoner he dodges his way through the Swanston commuters.
Rips off his tie, easily it to a homeless man, sleeping in the corner of a Metro omnibus stand.
He screams "I'm not going to work today! Gonna count the minutes that the trains run belatedly. Sit on the grass building pyramids out of Coke cans."
Headphone wielding to the Nicholas Building, he trips on a pothole that'southward not been filled in.
He waits for an lift, 1 to 9, a lady walks in and waits past his side.
Her heels are loftier and her bag is snakeskin.
Pilus pulled so tight yous can encounter her skeleton.
Vickers perfume on her jiff, a tortoise-shell necklace between her breasts.
She looks him up and downwards with a Botox frown, he'due south well used to that expect by now.
The lift dings, and they awkwardly footstep in, their fingers impact on the rooftop button… "Don't jump footling male child, don't leap off that roof, you lot've got your whole life alee of yous y'all're still in your youth, I'd give annihilation to take skin similar yous!"
He said, "I think y'all're projecting, the fashion that y'all're feeling, I'thou not suicidal just idling insignificantly. I come up upwards here, for perception and clarity, I like to imagine I'm playing Sim City. All the people expect like ants from up here, and the current of air's the only traffic you tin hear"
He said, "All I e'er wanted to exist was an Elevator Operator tin yous help me please?!" ... "Don't jump piddling boy, don't jump off that roof, you've got your whole life alee of yous you're withal in your youth, I'd give anything to have skin similar you!"
Hopefulessness
Tell Me How You Really Feel – 1. Hopefulessness
Yknow what they say
No one's born to hate
We larn information technology somewhere along the way.
Take your broken heart
Plow it into fine art
Can't accept it with y'all, tin can't accept it with y'all
(I don't wanna, I don't wanna know)
Empty bottle dejection
Sleepin' different rooms
Inappreciably a maverick
Lesser than average
Your vulnerability is stronger than it seems
Yknow information technology's okay to have a bad solar day
(I don't wanna, I don't wanna know)
Merely get this ane done, and so you can move along
Can't have it with you lot, tin can't take it with yous
Yknow what they say, no i'south built-in to detest
Getting louder now, getting louder at present
Out Of The Woodwork
The Double EP: A Body of water of Split Peas – 1. Out Of The Woodwork
I was busy underwater seeing how long I could agree my breath.
A drowning flower caught my centre and I had to come on up for air.
Only considering you're older than me, doesn't hateful yous have to be then condescending.
I even so see the aforementioned things that you lot meet, I'm a piddling shady on my history.
I am ordinarily pretty forgiving just only if you are.
She'due south so easy.
I noticed you lot stopped talking to me, now you're talking to me all the time.
Do you know you're no good at listening?
But you're really good at saying everything on your mind.
It must be tiring trying and so difficult, to await similar y'all're non really trying at all.
I gauge if yous're afraid of aiming too loftier, then you're not actually gonna have too far to fall.
I am normally pretty forgiving merely only if you are.
She's so easy.
Climb aboard the carriage when it comes on through.
Bound upward on your horse and tell me how's the view.
Look over my shoulder when I talk to y'all.
Where's the more important person in the room?
Rae Street
Things Take Time, Accept Time – 1. Rae Street
In the forenoon I'1000 slow. I drag a chair over to the window. And I watch what's going on. A garbage truck tiptoes along the road. Light a candle for the suffering. Send my all-time wishes with the current of air. All our candles, hopes due north prayers, though well-meaning they don't mean a thing, unless we come across some modify. I might change my sheets today.
Well time is money and money is no human's friend. And all eyes on the pavement, I'grand non gonna touch ya don't worry and so much about information technology.
The solar day begins to shine. The parent teaches the child how to ride the bike wobbles side to side. Ii dogs entangle, everybody smiles. The pair beyond the street; one's up the ladder and ane's on their knees, painting the faded brick. What's the betoken, information technology looks fine from up here.
Well fourth dimension is money and money is no man'south friend. And all eyes on the pavement, I'm not gonna touch ya don't worry so much nigh it. I'chiliad just waiting for the day to become night.
Adjacent door the kids run amok. The mother screams "don't yous ever shut-upward?" And at that place's i thing I know; the lord's day will ascent today and tomorrow. We got a long, long way to go.
Well time is money and money is no human being'southward friend. And all eyes on the pavement, I'm not gonna touch ya don't worry so much about it. I'g just waiting for the day to become night.
Polish those shoes north mow those lawns, let'due south become dorsum to normal. Lay information technology all on the table, y'all seem so stable, simply you're just hanging on. Let go that expectation, change the station, find out what out what y'all want.
Pedestrian At Best
Sometimes I Sit and Retrieve, and Sometimes I Just Sit – 2. Pedestrian At Best
I love you I hate you I'grand on the fence it all depends whether I'k up I'm down I'grand on the mend transcending all reality.
I like you lot despise you admire yous what are nosotros gonna do when everything all falls through?
I must confess I've made a mess of what should exist a small success but I digress at least I've tried my very best I estimate.
This that the other why even bother, it won't be with me on my expiry bed, but I'll still be in your head.
Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you.
Tell me I'one thousand exceptional I promise to exploit y'all.
Give me all your money and I'll brand some origami, dearest.
I think you're a joke but I don't find yous very funny.
My internal monologue is saturated analogue, Information technology's scratched and globe-trotting, I've go fastened to the idea information technology's all a shifting dream bitter sweet philosophy, I've got no idea how I even got hither.
I'm resentful I'chiliad having an existential time crisis, what bliss, daylight savings won't fix this mess.
Underworked and oversexed I must express my disinterest, the rats are dorsum inside my head what would Freud have said?
Put me on a pedestal and I'll just disappoint you.
Tell me I'm infrequent I promise to exploit you.
Give me all your money and I'll make some origami, dear.
I think yous're a joke but I don't find you lot very funny.
I wanna wash out my head with turpentine and cyanide, I dislike this internal diatribe when I try to catch your eye I detest seeing you lot crying in the kitchen I don't know why it affects me like this when yous're not fifty-fifty mine to consider.
Erroneous.
Harmonious.
I'grand hardly sanctimonious.
Dirty apparel, I suppose, we all outgrow ourselves.
I'm a fake, I'm a phoney, I'grand awake, I'k solitary, I'grand homely, I'm a Scorpio.
Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint yous.
Tell me I'chiliad exceptional I promise to exploit you.
Give me all your coin and I'll brand some origami, honey.
I retrieve y'all're a joke only I don't find y'all very funny.
City Looks Pretty
Tell Me How You Really Feel – 2. City Looks Pretty
The city looks pretty when y'all been indoors
For 23 days I've ignored all your telephone calls.
Everyone's waiting when you get back home
They don't know where you been, why you gone so long.
Friends treat you like a stranger and
Strangers treat you like their best friend, oh well
Spare a thought for the ones that came before
All in a daze bending backwards to accomplish your goal.
Sometimes I get lamentable
It's not all that bad
1 solar day, peradventure never
I'll come around
The city takes pity on your injured soul
N heavenly prose ain't enough good to make full that hole.
Everyone'south soaked in antagonism
It's vicious in wintertime, you lot never say what yous mean.
Friends treat you lot like a stranger and
Strangers treat yous like their best friend, oh well.
Wakin' upward to another dismal day
You got a ways to go, you oughta be grateful.
Sometimes I go mad
Information technology'south not half as bad
Pull yourself together
Due north just at-home down
I'll be what you want oh when y'all desire information technology
But I'll never be what you need
And the city looks pretty from where I'm standing…
Don't Use Compression Gently
The Double EP: A Sea of Split Peas – ii. Don't Apply Compression Gently
Tell me what you lot're thinking, what you lot're thinking virtually.
Tell me when y'all're finished maybe I'll come around.
Had plenty to bring me all the way to the basis, I don't have to tell you lot what I'one thousand thinking virtually.
You have made your bed, I know better than to sleep in it.
Meliorate off expressionless than the hell that will go of it.
Y'all have hurt my caput but I'm not denying that I did not bring it on myself.
I take pieces of myself from anybody effectually me.
I'grand not individual enough for you lot.
I replicate the people I admire but at least I'grand non biting and sad.
I may not be 100% happy but at least I'm not with you.
Sunfair Sundown
Things Take Fourth dimension, Have Time – 2. Sunfair Sundown
Oh what a day, and congrats on the keys to your identify. You've escaped the rat race as they say. Now you lot're settling in for the stay anyway you lot got a blank slate to renovate.
Take it all. Aye you reap what you sow and then it goes. What y'all put in the ground comes around when you don't even know what yous're missing at all.
In a daze I tin picture you whittling away, with such care with such patience and grace. And I smile when you say that you'll build me a tabular array one solar day well, I'd be so grateful.
Sometimes information technology's difficult, getting lost you say is a fine art. Put the map down and follow the stars. Shall we leave? Are you sure? Let me grab my bag we can sneak out through the side door.
In the dark, are y'all scared, did you hear those dogs bark? n do you lot ever wonder what sets you lot autonomously? Shine the torch on the path, darling please don't let go of my arm.
When y'all slumber, are you warm, can you experience my common cold feet? Are you adept, are you making ends meet? At the stop of the day, yous're awake with your thoughts and I don't desire you to exist lone, and I don't desire y'all to exist alone, yeah I don't want you to exist lonely, and I don't desire you to be alone.
An Illustration Of Loneliness (Sleepless In New York)
Sometimes I Sit and Remember, and Sometimes I Just Sit – 3. An Illustration Of Loneliness (Sleepless In New York)
I lay awake at 4, staring at the wall, counting all the cracks backwards in my best French.
Reminds me of a book I skim read in a surgery, all about palmistry I wonder what'south in store for me.
I pretend the plaster is the skin on my palms and the cracks are representative of what is going on.
I lose a breath, my love line seems entwined with death (could exist a spider web)…I'yard thinking of y'all also.
I lay awake at 3, staring at the ceiling.
It'due south a kind of off-white, maybe it's a foam.
At that place'south oily residue seeping from the kitchen, it's art-deco-necromantic-chichi all the dinner plates are kitsch with Irish wolf-hounds, French baguettes wrapped loose around their necks, I call up I'one thousand hungry…I'm thinking of you too.
I'm thinking of you too. I'chiliad thinking of you also. I'm thinking of you.
Wondering what you lot're doing, what you lot're listening to, which quarter of the moon y'all're viewing from the bedroom.
Watching all the movies, drinking all the smoothies, swimming at the puddle…I'g thinking of you too.
I'grand thinking of y'all as well.
I'thousand thinking of yous besides.
I'grand thinking of y'all likewise.
I'm thinking of you besides.
I'm thinking of you.
Clemency
Tell Me How Y'all Actually Experience – 3. Charity
At the end of every season I'm spent up
Go on thinking this will be the ane.
Hesitation lingers till I'm unreasonable
As if you care, I know yous got your own stuff going on
Y'all must exist having so much fun
Everything's amazing
So subservient I make myself sick
Are you listening?
Tin can't nosotros talk most it one time nosotros've slept?
When tin we, aye tin can we, piece of work it out?
Meditation just makes you more strung out
I wish you had a guru to tell yous to let it go, let information technology go
Y'all must be having so much fun
Everything'due south amazing
So subservient I make myself sick
Are y'all listening?
You don't have to pretend you lot're not scared
Everyone else is simply as terrified as you lot.
Medication just makes you lot more upset
I bet you got a lot to prove I know y'all're still the same
You must be having and so much fun
Everything's astonishing
So subservient I make myself sick
Are you listening?
Avant Gardener
The Double EP: A Sea of Split Peas – three. Avant Gardener
I slumber in late another day oh what a wonder oh what a waste product.
It's a monday, it's and then mundane, what heady things will happen today?
The m is full of hard rubbish information technology's a mess and I guess the neighbours must recall nosotros run a meth lab.
Nosotros should ammend that, I pull the sheets back, it's 40 degrees and i feel similar i'm dying.
Life'south getting hard in here so i do some gardening.
Anything to take my heed away from where it's sposed to exist.
The nice lady next door talks of light-green beds and all the nice things that she wants to constitute in them.
I wanna grow tomatoes on the front steps.
Sunflowers, edible bean sprouts, sweet corn and radishes.
I feel pro-active, i pull out weeds, all of a sudden I'm having problem breathing in.
My hands are shaky, my knees are weak, I tin can't seem to stand up on my own ii feet.
I'grand breathing only i'm wheezing, feel like i'chiliad emphysem-in'.
My pharynx feels like a funnel filled with weet bix and kerosene and oh no, next thing i know they remember triple o.
I'd rather die than owe the infirmary till I go old.
I get adrenalin directly to the heart, I feel like Uma Thurman mail service-overdosin' kicking start.
Reminds me of the fourth dimension when i was really sick and i had also much psuedoefedryn and i couldn't sleep at dark.
Halfway downward loftier street, Andy looks clashing, he'due south probably wondering what i'm doing getting in an ambulance.
The paramedic thinks i'm clever cos i play guitar.
I think she'southward clever cos she stops people dying.
Anaphylactic and super hypo-condriactic, should've stayed in bed today I much prefer the mundane.
I take a hit from an asthma puffer.
I do information technology wrong.
I was never good at smoking bongs.
I'grand not that good at breathing in.
Here'southward The Matter
Things Take Fourth dimension, Take Fourth dimension – 3. Hither'due south The Matter
Hither's the thing, tin can't stop thinking most you.
Yeah I'm writing, it's the only thing that I know how to do.
I don't know what to say, you're far away, I don't wanna be annoying.
I don't know what to say, you're so far abroad, and I experience insecure.
The windowsill, is momentarily filled with lord's day.
North it'due south these pocket-size thrills, that become me through the twenty-four hours until the next one.
And I'grand not afraid of heights maybe I'k just scared of falling.
And I'm not afraid of heights maybe I'm only scared of falling.
I'm your man, mysterious at your control.
And it'south understandable, that you're in such high demand, it's true.
I don't know what to practise, looking like I'll never get out this room again.
I don't know what to do, gonna write this alphabetic character to you that I'll never transport.
Small Poppies
Sometimes I Sit and Think, and Sometimes I Simply Sit – 4. Pocket-sized Poppies
I stare at the lawn it's Midweek morning, it needs a cutting merely I'll get out it growing.
All different sizes and all shades of greenish, slashing it downward just seems kinda mean.
In a manner it's a shame you become abroad thinking it's simply a game.
Who am I to deny myself a pawn for yous to use? At the end of the day it's a pain that I continue seeing your name only I'1000 sure it's a bore being you.
I don't know quite who I am oh simply man I am trying.
I make mistakes until I go it right.
An eye for an eye for an heart for an center, I don't concord with that why can't we just talk overnice?
Oh the calamity I wanna become to sleep for an eternity…who am I to deny myself a pawn?
Oh the humanity I wanna disappear into obscurity…just I'one thousand sure information technology's a bore being you.
I don't know quite who I am oh but human being I am trying.
I make mistakes until I get it right.
An eye for an eye for an eye for an middle, I used to hate myself but at present I think I'm alright.
I don't know quite who I am oh but homo I am trying.
I brand mistakes until I get it right.
An eye for an eye for an eye for an eye, I dreamed I stabbed you with a coat hanger wire.
Need A Little Time
Tell Me How Y'all Really Feel – iv. Need A Little Time
I don't know a lot about y'all but
You seem to know a lot about me so
I take a little time out, I take a little fourth dimension out
I'm distressing that I lost my patience
Y'all deserve better it's true
I need a little fourth dimension out
I need a piddling time out
From me
And you
Open upwards your insides show u.s.
Your inner virtually lecherous
I'll rip it out advisedly
I hope you won't experience a thing
Everybody wants to have their say
Forever waiting for some car crash
I demand a little time out
I need a little fourth dimension out
From me
And you
Shave your head to see how it feels
Emotionally information technology's not that different
Merely to the hand it's cute
(Yes to the hand information technology'southward beautiful)
You seem to have the weight of the world
Upon your bony shoulders well hold on
Y'all demand a picayune time out
Yous need a little time out
From y'all
And me
History Eraser
The Double EP: A Sea of Divide Peas – 4. History Eraser
I got boozer and fell asleep atop the sheets but luckily i left the heater on.
And in my dreams i wrote the best song that i've ever written…can't remember how it goes.
I stayed drunk and fell awake and i was cycling on a plane and far away i heard you say you lot liked me.
We drifted to a party – cool.
The people went to arty school.
They made their paints by mixing acid launder and lemonade.
In my brain I re-accommodate the letters on the page to spell your name.
I found an Ezra Pound and made a bet that if i found a cigarette i'd drop it all and ally you.
Just then a vocal comes on: "you can't always get what you want" – the Rolling Stones, oh woe is we, the irony!
The stones became the moss and in one case all inhibitions lost, the hipsters made a mission to the subcontract.
We drove by tractor there, the yellow straw replaced our hair, nosotros laced the dairy river with the foam of sweetness vermouth.
In my brain I re-arrange the letters on the page to spell your name.
You lot said "we merely live in one case" then we touched a little natural language, and instantly i wanted to…I lost my railroad train of thought and jumped aboard the Epping equally the doors were slowly closing on the earth.
I touched on and off and rubbed my arm up against yours and all the same the inspector inspected me.
The lady in the roof was living proof that aught really ever is exactly as it seems.
In my brain I re-adapt the messages on the folio to spell your name.
Nosotros defenseless the river boat downstream and ended up beside a team of angry footballers.
I fed the ducks some krill and then nosotros were sucked confronting our will into the welcome doors of the casino.
We drank green margaritas, danced with sugariness senoritas, and nosotros all went home as winners of a kind.
You lot said "i guarantee nosotros'll have more fun, drink till the moon becomes the dominicus, and in the taxi home i'll sing you a Triffids song!"
In my brain I re-suit the letters on the page to spell your proper noun.
Earlier You Gotta Become
Things Take Time, Take Time – four. Before You Gotta Go
Before y'all gotta become, get, go, get; I wanted you to know, know, know, know; you're always on my listen, you're ever on my mind. If something were to happen my love, I wouldn't want the last words y'all hear, to exist unkind, to be unkind.
We got angry, said some devil-may-care things, who was wrong remains unclear.
Pride like toxicant. Always keeping score. Yous don't have to slam the door.
Before you gotta go, go, go, go; I wanted y'all to know, know, know, know; you lot're e'er on my mind, you're e'er on my mind. If something were to happen my dear, I wouldn't want the final words you hear, to be unkind, to exist unkind.
Don't y'all know I'thou not your enemy, maybe let'southward cut out caffeine.
Tomorrow'southward too belatedly to reminisce, call me when y'all get this.
Earlier yous gotta go, go, go, go; I wanted you to know, know, know, know; yous're ever on my mind, y'all're always on my mind. If something were to happen my dear, I wouldn't want the last words yous hear, to be unkind, to be unkind.
Money down the bleed,
Funny how things change,
You got to go abroad,
Yeah I know and I don't blame yous.
Depreston
Sometimes I Sit and Remember, and Sometimes I Just Sit – 5. Depreston
You said we should look out further, I guess it wouldn't hurt united states.
Nosotros don't have to be around all these coffee shops.
At present we've got that percolator, never made a latte greater.
I'm saving twenty-three dollars a calendar week.
We drive to a business firm in Preston, we encounter constabulary arresting a man with his manus in a bag.
How's that for outset impressions? This place seems depressing.
It'due south a "Californian bungalow in a cul-de-sac".
It's got a lovely garden, a garage for two cars to park in ("or a lot of room for storage if you've only got one").
And it's going pretty inexpensive y'all say? "Well it's a deceased estate….aren't the pressed metal ceilings great?"
And then I see the handrails in the shower, a collection of those canisters for coffee, tea and flour, and a photo of a young human being in a van in Vietnam.
And I can't think of floorboards anymore, whether the forepart room faces south or n, and I wonder what she bought it for.
(If you lot've got a spare half a million, you should knock information technology down and start rebuilding)
Nameless, Faceless
Tell Me How Y'all Really Feel – 5. Nameless, Faceless
Don't you have anything meliorate to do
I wish that someone would hug you lot
Must be lonely
Being aroused
Feeling over-looked.
You sit alone at home in the darkness
With all the pent-up rage that you harness
I'yard real lamentable
Tour whatever happened to you
I wanna walk through the park in the dark
Men are scared that women will express mirth at them
I wanna walk through the park in the nighttime
Women are scared that men will kill them
I hold my keys
Betwixt my fingers
He said "I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup
And spit out better words than you"
But you lot didn't
Homo you're kidding yourself if you think
The world revolves around you
Yknow you got lots to give
N so many options
I'm real sorry
Bout whatsoever happened to you
I wanna walk through the park in the night
Men are scared that women will laugh at them
I wanna walk through the park in the dark
Women are scared that men will kill them
I concur my keys
Between my fingers
Go along tell me
You're only kidding
He said, she said
Nameless, faceless
David
The Double EP: A Bounding main of Split up Peas – 5. David
If you run into me when I'm feeling downward, I don't know if I desire you around.
Don't want you effectually…I don't really like any of your friends, merely it's not that difficult for me to pretend.
Difficult to pretend…Come on Davey, permit's go plant a tree.
You bring the spade, I'll bring the seeds. I'll bring the seeds…
Turning Green
Things Take Time, Take Time – 5. Turning Green
You lot been around the earth looking for the perfect girl turns out she was just livin downwards the street, livin down the street. When you got the time can I go you on the line? I want you to tell me everything, tell me everything. I never seen you and then happy.
The trees are turning green n this springtime lethargy is kinda forcing you to see flowers in the weeds. When you got the time tin I get you on the line? I desire you to tell me everything, tell me everything. I never seen you and so happy
I hear all your fears and they are understandable my friend. Why don't yous let go of those ideas, they're never gonna serve yous in the cease.
Aqua Profonda!
Sometimes I Sit down and Think, and Sometimes I Just Sit – 6. Aqua Profonda!
I saw you in the lane side by side to me.
Yous were doing gratis-fashion.
Then you switched information technology around to a little bit of backstroke.
I couldn't run across underneath your swimming cap but information technology appeared that you had dark coloured pilus; maybe information technology was blonde for all I know.
I had goggles on.
They were getting foggy.
I much prefer swimming to jogging.
I tried my very best to impress you, held my breath longer than I normally do.
I was getting dizzy.
My hair was wet northward frizzy.
Felt my muscles fire, I took a tumble-turn for the worse (it's a curse my lack of athleticism).
Sunk similar a rock.
Like a first owners home loan.
When I came to, you lot and your towel were gone.
I'one thousand Not Your Female parent, I'grand Not Your Bitch
Tell Me How You Really Feel – vi. I'1000 Not Your Mother, I'm Not Your Bitch
I'm not your mother, I'm not your bitch
I hear you lot mutter, under your jiff
Put upwardly or shut up, it'due south nevertheless
It'south all the same, never change, never change
I'k non your mother, I'm not your bitch
d-did I stutter, a little flake
sit down due north shut up, it's all the same
it's even so, never change, never change
I get near self-defensive
When I know I'm wrong
Call back nosotros all can agree
I try my all-time to be patient
But I tin just put up with so much shit
I'one thousand not your mother, I'chiliad not your bowwow
I hear y'all mutter, under your breath
Put upwardly or shut upward, it's all the same
It's still, never alter, never change
Anonymous Guild
The Double EP: A Bounding main of Separate Peas – half-dozen. Anonymous Club
Let's start an anonymous club, nosotros can sit close in the nighttime.
Come round to mine, nosotros tin can swap apparel and drink wine all dark.
Turn your phone off friend, yous're amid friends and we don't need no interruptions.
Leave your shoes at the door, along with your troubles.
Let'south start an bearding club, I'll make u.s.a. name badges with question marks.
Come circular to mine, we can swap dress and potable wine all night.
Turn your telephone off friend, you're amongst friends and we don't need no interruptions.
Leave your shoes at the door, along with your troubles.
Thank you for cooking for me, I had a actually nice evening, but you and me.
Take It Day By Day
Things Take Time, Take Time – six. Take It Day By Twenty-four hours
Have it day past day, you gotta put
Ane foot in front of the other
You'll get what you want,
I promise, only don't requite up just yet,
Maybe tomorra
Could be time well spent, reflecting,
On all the footling things you proceed projecting,
On everybody that you lot're so obsessed with
Take a look at yourself
Tuesday night I'thousand checking in
Just to see how you're going
Are you good are you eating
I'll phone call you back next calendar week
Don't stick that knife in the toaster
Baby life is like a rollercoaster
And there's nothing wrong with getting older
Keep one centre on the prize.
Don't give upwardly just yet, y'all got information technology.
Don't worry your pretty petty head,
Before long you'll exist in bed
Oh what a long, long mean solar day it's been.
Tuesday night I'm checking in
Merely to encounter how you're going
Are you expert are y'all eating
I'll call y'all dorsum side by side week
Expressionless Fox
Sometimes I Sit and Think, and Sometimes I Just Sit – 7. Dead Fox
Jen insists that we buy organic vegetables and I must admit that I was a little skeptical at first; a niggling pesticide can't injure?
Never having too much coin I get the cheap stuff at the supermarket, but they're all pumped upwardly with shit, a friend told me that they stick nicotine in the apples.
If you can't meet me I can't run into you.
Heading downwardly the Highway Hume somewhere at the end of June.
Taxidermied kangaroos are littered on the shoulders.
A possum Jackson Pollock is painted on the tar.
Sometimes I think a unmarried sneeze could be the end of usa, my hay-fever is turning upwards, simply swerved into a passing truck.
Big business overtaking, without indicating; he passes on the right, been driving through the night to bring us the best price.
If you can't see me I can't encounter you.
More people dice on the road than they practise in the ocean, maybe we should mull over alternative cars instead of sharks (or merely lock them up in parks where nosotros can get and view them).
There's a bypass over Holbrook now, paid for with burgers no doubt, I've lost count of all the cows.
There'll exist no salad sandwiches. The law of averages says we'll terminate in the side by side town where petrol price is down (what do I know anyhow?) If you lot tin't see me I can't see you.
Crippling Cocky Doubt and a General Lack of Confidence
Tell Me How You Actually Feel – vii. Crippling Cocky Doubtfulness and a Full general Lack of Confidence
Yeah they say whoever pays
The piper calls the melody
Permit'due south avoid the truth
Make you all feel special
Your agony stinks
I tin smell it on your breath
A sure absolut anosmic
Got yourself to arraign for this
(Tell me how you really feel)
I don't know, I don't know annihilation
I don't owe, I don't owe anything
Your opinion means a lot
Well tell me what's the use?
I never feel every bit stupid
As when I'thousand around you
And indecision rots
Like a bag of concluding weeks meat
And I guess it's hard to go on
Everybody happy
(Tell me how you actually feel)
I don't know, I don't know annihilation
I don't owe, I don't owe anything
Lance Jr.
The Double EP: A Bounding main of Split Peas – vii. Lance Jr.
I masturbated to the songs yous wrote.
Resuscitated all of my hopes.
It felt wrong but it didn't have too long.
Much appreciated are your songs.
Doesn't hateful I like you lot man.
It just helps me go to sleep.
And it's cheaper than Temazepam.
I under-estimated your intelligence.
A piffling bit of weed mixed with some sentiment.
Over-rated films marked 'XXX' Come up on play it with some tenderness.
If I Don't Hear From You This evening
Things Accept Fourth dimension, Take Fourth dimension – vii. If I Don't Hear From Yous This night
Stars in the sky, are gonna dice, eventually information technology's fine.
But similar a lonely satellite, drifting for a little while.
If I don't hear from you tonight, if I don't hear from y'all tonight.
And it's and then quiet outside, with this curfew lullaby.
Is now an okay time to, tell you that I like you?
I wait for your reply, await for your reply.
If I don't hear from y'all this evening, if I don't hear from yous tonight.
And I swear i'll never mention, this ever over again.
But now that I got your attention, I don't wanna diameter the brains outta your head.
All my fears collided, when our mutual friend confided in me that
In that location's a 90-nine percent chance that it's requited.
I read my bible left to correct,
I fantasise I'm by your side.
I lay awake and wonder why,
I pray for rain and angels cry.
If I don't hear from you tonight, if I don't hear from you tonight.
Babe I need reminding, I got feelings too.
And I tried my best to hide them, but I don't wanna hibernate anything from you lot.
Stars in the heaven, are gonna die, somewhen it's fine.
Yknow that every morning time I'k rising with you on my mind.
If loving you'due south a criminal offense, then gimme those front folio headlines,
across the land and worldwide, singing I won't surrender this fourth dimension.
If I don't hear from y'all this evening,
I know y'all probably closed your eyes,
And everything volition exist alright,
If I don't hear from you tonight,
If I don't hear from you lot this night,
If I don't hear from you lot tonight,
If I don't hear from yous tonight.
Nobody Really Cares If Yous Don't Become To The Party
Sometimes I Sit and Retrieve, and Sometimes I Just Sit – eight. Nobody Really Cares If You Don't Become To The Party
Y'all always go what you desire and yous don't even try.
Your friends hate it when it'due south always going your way, but I'thou glad that you've that got luck on your side.
Yous're saying definitely perchance.
I'm saying probably no.
You say you'll sleep when y'all're expressionless, I'g scared i'll die in my sleep, I guess that'south not a bad way to get.
I wanna go out just I wanna stay home.
Why you so eager to please? I wear my heart on my sleeve.
Gets harder in the winter, gotta exist a fake or shiver, It takes a great deal out of me.
Yes I like hearing your stories, but I've heard them all before.
I'd rather stay in bed, with the rain over my head, than have to choice my brain up off of the floor.
I wanna go out simply I wanna stay home.
Help Your Self
Tell Me How You lot Actually Feel – 8. Help Your Self
Darkness depends on where you're continuing
Jump the creek north watch the sunshine swim
Y'all institute inner peace in the inner n-east.
Got a momentary bend
Gimme dreams up-stream
Lower Dantian screaming
You got a lot on your plate
Don't allow information technology go to waste
Humble but hungry
Need validation
Y'all take hold of the moon and then advisedly
Breath out, breath in
This tiger claw gets patient
Pull dorsum n release.
The sign on the shelf says
"Delight help your self"
Won't you tell me something new
Yous're in tune with who surrounds you lot
You got a lot on your plate
Don't let it go to waste
Humble but hungry
Demand validation
You got a lot on your mind
You lot know that one-half the time
It's only half as true
Don't let it swallow you lot
Are Yous Looking After Yourself?
The Double EP: A Sea of Split up Peas – viii. Are You Looking After Yourself?
Are yous working hard my darling, we're so worried, always thinking of y'all and we merely want you lot to be so happy, continue on going.
I don't desire no nine to 5, telling me that I'm alive and 'Human being, you're doing well!'
Have you got some money saved upward for those rainy days?
You should start some sort of trust fund just incase you fail.
My friends play in bands, they are better than everything on radio.
Did you see that special on TV the other eve?
No my Telly, information technology stopped working when we got here (it'due south been four years).
Are you eating? Y'all sound and then thin.
I don't know what I was thinking, I should get a task.
I don't know what I was drinking, I should get a dog.
Should go married, have some babies, watch the evening news.
Write A Listing of Things to Expect Frontwards to
Things Take Fourth dimension, Take Time – 8. Write A Listing of Things to Await Frontwards to
Nobody knows, why we proceed trying, why we keep trying.
And then on information technology goes, I'thousand looking forward to the side by side letter that I'g gonna become from you.
A infant is born, as a homo lay dying, equally a human lay dying.
So on it goes, I'g looking forward to the next letter that I'm gonna get from you.
Sit down abreast me, watch the world fire, we'll never learn we don't deserve nice things.
And we'll scream, cocky-righteously, nosotros did our best only what does that even mean.
I'grand walking around, walking around.
With my head downwards, my head down.
I'm pushing away, I'k pushing abroad.
Aye I'm pushing away, pushing away.
Debbie Downer
Sometimes I Sit down and Think, and Sometimes I Just Sit – 9. Debbie Downer
Tell me when you're getting bored and I'll exit.
I'm not the one who put the chain effectually your feet.
I'm sorry for all of my insecurities, simply information technology's just part of me.
Envy is thin because it bites but never eats.
That'due south what a prissy erstwhile Spanish lady one time told me.
Hey Debbie Downer plow that pout upside down and just be happy.
I don't ask too much of you lot, it's true, and I can't read your mind.
Don't end listening I'm not finished yet.
I'thou not fishing for your compliments.
I'thou growing older every time I glimmer my optics.
Boring, neurotic everything that I despise.
We had some lows we had some mids nosotros had some highs.
Sell me all your gilt rules and I'll see if that'south the kind of person that I desire to be.
If I'thou not happy I'll be glad I kept receipts.
I won't inquire too much of y'all, I used to wonder what to clothing.
Don't stop listening I'one thousand non finished however, I'k non angling for your compliments.
Walkin' On Eggshells
Tell Me How Yous Really Experience – 9. Walkin' On Eggshells
Before we get started I'll clean this up
No utilise drinkin' from a leakin' cup
Yknow what I mean?
Not really it seems
N when we get going' we'll keep it sane
Alter is as proficient as a holiday
I'm non claimin' I'k some patron saint
Say what y'all want
Don't got a lot
Oh but what I got
I'd give
It all away
Walkin' on eggshells gets tiring
Pullin' teeth, white knucklin'
N I don't wanna injure your feelings
So I say cipher
Sorta self-rightous my center of gold
Just sit back, do what you're told
If you spot information technology you lot got it
Well possibly I got information technology too
(and information technology goes, and information technology goes, yeah it goes away…
say what you mean to say)
Say what you lot want
Don't got a lot
Oh but what I got
I'd give
It all away
Say what you lot want
Don't got a lot
Oh just what you got
Y'all'd throw
It all away
Scotty Says
The Double EP: A Ocean of Split Peas – nine. Scotty Says
In my wallet is a photo of you.
The day we split I ripped information technology in two.
Stuck it dorsum together with mucilage.
Tear my posters down from the wall.
Don't wanna worship no dead heroes.
Everything I endemic I sold.
I got lost somewhere between here and there, I'm non sure what the town was chosen.
In my pocket is a canteen of blue.
Drink information technology when I'1000 feeling misconstrued.
Don't like the gustation only I like the overview.
I fabricated a lot of money in my days.
Spent it all on the current craze.
I don't see no demand to save.
I got lost somewhere between here and there, I'm non sure what the boondocks was chosen.
Splendour
Things Take Time, Have Time – 9. Splendour
I say, why are you always leaving me?
You say, you're the one leaving me.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no,
oh no I am actually gonna miss you.
Really gonna miss you.
Remember when nosotros watched that sunset?
Deep in the desert, on the cliff edge.
Some twenty-four hour period, and then soon, I'll be seeing yous
I'll be seeing you.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no,
oh no I am really gonna miss y'all.
Really gonna miss you.
Kim'southward Caravan
Sometimes I Sit and Think, and Sometimes I Just Sit – 10. Kim's Caravan
Watermarks on the ceiling.
I tin see Jesus and he's frowning at me.
I see a dead seal on the beach.
The old man says he's "already saved it three times this week. Guess it only wants to die?
I would wanna die too (he said) "With people putting oil into my air but to be fair I've washed my share estimate everybody's got their different point of view."
I was driving downward sun set strip (Phillip Island, not Los Angeles) Got me some hot chips and a absurd drink, took a sandy seat on the shore.
In that location's a paper on the ground, it makes my headache quite profound as I read it out aloud (It said) "The Great Barrier Reef it ain't and so great anymore, It'due south been raped beyond conventionalities, the dredgers care for information technology like a whore."
Drank till I was sinking, sank till I was thinking, that I'grand thankful for this view.
Drank till I was sinking, sank till I was thinking, that I'm thankful for this view.
We either think that we're invincible or that we are invisible only realistically we're somewhere in between.
Nosotros all remember that we are nobody but everybody is somebody else's somebody.
Don't ask me what I actually hateful, I am just a reflection of what you actually wanna encounter then take what you want from me.
Then take what you want from me.
So have what you want from me.
So take what y'all want from me.
Then take what you lot desire from me.
Satellites on the ceiling, I can Jesus and she'due south smiling at me.
All I wanna say is…
Sunday Roast
Tell Me How Y'all Really Feel – 10. Sunday Roast
Don't come with your arms swinging
Throw them around me
Some kind of sweetness relief
I hope y'all never leave
Information technology'due south all the aforementioned to me
Just bring yourself
You know your presence is
Present enough
I got a front row seat
It's yet to me
I spend a lotta my fourth dimension
Doin' a whole lotta nothing
I know yous're doin' your best
I recollect you're doin' simply fine
I know it's been a long week
And now yous're takin' your time
Some kindness goes around
Some kinda backfires
It'southward notwithstanding to me
Ignore that voice
It puts yous down
You make your pick
I'm here for y'all
It's nonetheless to me
I got a lot on my listen
But I dunno how to say it
I know you're doin' your all-time
I think y'all're doin' only fine
Keep on keepin' on yknow you're not lone
And I know all your stories but I'll listen to them once more
And if you move away yknow I'll miss your face
It's notwithstanding to me yknow it'due south still to me
Canned Tomatoes – Whole
The Double EP: A Sea of Split Peas – 10. Canned Tomatoes – Whole
I walk slowly to the store, you don't live hither anymore
Y'all used to alive round the corner (cigarettes and alcohol)
Terminal calendar week I turned xx-four, you don't call me anymore
We used to speak every morning I was sleeping on the flooring
I however go the mail for yous, I leave it at the door
Every letter seems a alarm, pay your rego by the fourth
Monday morning laundry or coffee on the garden wall
You're good 'cause you're never boring, y'all should probably telephone call me more than
Oh The Night
Things Take Time, Have Fourth dimension – ten. Oh The Nighttime
Oh the night, goes and so slowly,
anytime, I get low.
And I don't actually need reminding,
I know it's but in my mind.
And yous say that's prove biz babe.
Nothing ever stays the same.
But I'm the same child, e'er laughing
At your jokes the aforementioned old mode.
Sorry that I been slow yknow it takes a little,
Fourth dimension for me to show, how I
Really experience. Won't you meet me somewhere in the eye
On our own fourth dimension-zone.
And the days seem so familiar
Like a pic ya never seen.
Nonetheless y'all still get that foreign nostalgia
In the sentimental scenes.
Sad that I been slow yknow it takes a niggling,
Time for me to show, how I
Actually feel. Won't yous meet me somewhere in the middle
On our own time-zone.
Oh the nighttime, goes so slowly,
someday, I get low.
And I don't really demand reminding,
I know it's only in my mind.
Boxing Mean solar day Blues
Sometimes I Sit down and Recollect, and Sometimes I Just Sit – 11. Battle Day Blues
I know that I allow you downwards.
Yous're not keen on what yous found.
When'southward the funeral, do you want me to come?
I'm non what you're looking for.
My business firm has an open up door.
You need a lock and a cardinal.
I dearest all of your ideas.
You honey the idea of me.
Lover I've got no idea.
Lover I've got no idea.
Lover I've got no idea.
Boxing 24-hour interval Dejection (Revisited)
Sometimes I Sit down and Think, and Sometimes I Just Sit – 11. Boxing Day Dejection (Revisited)
How was your mean solar day?
Mine was OK.
Worked my fingers down to the os.
How near you, what did you lot practise?
Spent my whole dark dreaming of y'all.
Similar a Christmas tree on Boxing Day: thrown away.
Why don't you lot experience for me anymore?
I'm feeling fine, except the times I'm not.
Why you and then calm? I wanna shout.
I wanna rip my goddamn throat out.
Like a Christmas tree on Boxing Solar day: thrown abroad.
Why don't yous feel for me anymore?
We're just similar two icebergs in climate alter: drifting away.
Why practice you feel for me anyway?
Porcelain
The Double EP: A Sea of Dissever Peas – 11. Porcelain
I constitute you at the shop, pretty as porcelain.
Y'all are worth so much more than, than what you're going for.
Don't allow them handle you, you better start praying.
That ain't no mode to be, I got a color TV.
I'll listen a thousand times, y'all tin can echo yourself.
If it helps articulate your mind, it's just another night.
Call me when you are done, I'll count my tickets upwards.
No demand to feel so low, you lot're simply as low as you could get.
Ode To Odetta
The Double EP: A Sea of Split Peas – 12. Ode To Odetta
I sing high, you sing depression.
I swing by, and you're not dwelling.
Oh, oh, O-detta won't you come abode.
I sing plain, you sing pretty.
Everything you lot say sounds piece of cake.
Oh, oh, O-detta won't yous come up habitation.
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